Otherwise, it is very difficult to drive.Ģ) Film companies love to watch Oscar-style tribute videos of themselves, especially while on set in the middle of a shoot.ģ) If you interrupt one of these videos, the angered crew will lock you in a very hot truck in the middle of a Texas heat wave. I'm expecting a check next week, Subway.ġ) When you are driving a car that is made up entirely of an accelerator, a brake, a steering wheel, and a chair with no body and no wheels, you must be very sure that the brakes are working. I really hope my subconscious is getting paid for in-dream commercials. "5 Dollar Foot Long" aka the Subway Jingle Oh! I think that was the week I got off-campus lunch privileges.
I've decided that something happened during that week that left an indelible impression on my soul, one of those moments of change and growth and transformation, etc. Clearly, my subconscious has been feeling nostalgic for the late 90s and early 2000s lately, as this is another song which I played on repeat for a week in high school and then promptly forgot about. Having studied the lyrics, I can only surmise that my subconscious is a cheap floozy with a snarky attitude and a love of heavy metal and pointless daredevil stunts.
#ARTFUL SYNONYM PLUS#
This one's great because I had to google what this song was called and who sang it because the only lyrics I know are "woo hoo," and yet those two lyrics plus "guitar riff na na na na guitar riff" were rolling around in my head this morning. Not to say it's a bad song, but my last interaction with it was during a line dance in Colorado when I was 14, so what's it doing popping in my head one morning seven years later? Clearly, my subconscious is telling me I haven't been fulfilling my line-dancing needs. Ok, I haven't physically listened to this song since I was at summer camp after eighth grade. "Man! I feel like a woman" by Shania Twain Sometimes I wake up with songs in my head and I have absolutely no idea where they came from. More on this story as we all slowly bleed to death by the tiny, razor sharp incisors of bloodthirsty, possibly vampire, squirrels Now they've got us right where they want us.
Wayward Squirrel Trips Transformer's Fusing, Causes Widespread Grand Haven Power Outage Mechanic Finds Squirrel Nest in Van's Engineįinally, they attack our very source of power. Take a look at what I'm calling, "Squirrelpocalypse Now: Signs of Squirrelmageddon:"įirst, they take over our bird feeders.ĭestructive Eastern Grey Squirrel Expanding on Island Because soon these chubby-cheeked nose-wigglers won't be harvesting nuts.
These seemingly innocent furballs have established such a nice, quiet rapport with us that we've been blind to the signals. They're fuzzy, adorable, and excellent at harvesting nuts.
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